If you are easily offended by blasphemy, stop reading now!!
OK, you're still here. If you get offended, remember, you were warned...
When I get annoyed, sometimes I blaspheme. Just minor. I say "JESUS!!", but I say it so that it sounds like "Hey-Zeus". I don't know why - I just do...
So this morning, I was carrying something heavy down the stairs, and "hey-zeussing" all the way down. AJ was down there waiting for me. Here's what he said:
"Mama, why do you keep calling me 'Zeus'?" (You get it right?? HEY ZEUS)
Needless to say, I laughed so hard that I now need a new tool box. I will not be explaining to ANYONE what happened to the current one.
Also this morning, AJ and I were working out to an "Arms & Abs" video. What?!? It's part of the P.E. curriculum. Anyway, the guy in the video kept talking about his "abdominals", and how we could have fantastic abdominals just like him. AJ's take on this? You asked for it:
"Mama, why does he want us to have 'fantastic dominoes'?"
See, this is why I never get anything done. I keep hurting myself laughing too hard!!